1) Never back off an issue; morph and spin it twenty different ways for twenty years if need be until you ultimately get what you want. Republicans eventually tire of conflict.
2) Never, ever criticize another Democrat.
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4) Never forget that Americans once owned slaves and never remember that they [a Republican] freed them.
5) Remember that a every illegal alien is a potential Democrat voter.
6) Forget that America is such a great country that a significant number of people come here from other countries every year and that the policies of Democrats make it more and more attractive for them to do so. (See No. 5)
7) Remember Chairman Mao's saying: "We Communists [Democrats] never conceal our political views. Definitely and beyond all doubt, our future or maximum program is to carry China [America] forward to socialism and communism. Both the name of our Party and our Marxist world outlook unequivocally point to this supreme ideal of the future, a future of incomparable brightness and splendor."
8) When asked an embarrassing question by the media or an opponent act indignant.
9) Never scream, "Yaaaaaaah!"
10) Always make it difficult for opponents to obtain your personal records (for example, your birth certificate). If pressed, become indignant and organize a legal defense fund.
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